Please don’t expect me to always be good and kind and loving. There are times when I will be cold and thoughtless and hard to understand.
I destroy myself so you can’t.
yo if eating pizza and playing mario party and having sex on the couch doesn’t sound like the perfect date to you then get the fuck out of my face.
It is what we make out of what we have, not what we are given, that separates one person from another.
how to flirt with someone in a museum: introduce yourself and then say i would shake your hand but that sign says not to touch the masterpieces